Technosexuals

HOW CAN I BECOME A TECHNOSEXUAL

The process of becoming a Technosexual begins with a journey into the stratospheres of accomplishment and acquisition. You may start by quoting your padded resume when required. A verbal list of all of your degrees in computer sciences will be essential, and have your all of GPA’s memorized. Feel free to refer to the most well known of all Technosexuals by their first names, such as Bill and Mike. You’ll quickly learn how to brag about all of the latest viruses you’ve slayed, not to mention all of the abstract cutting edge software you’ve written. Also be sure to overemphasize the many, yet countless pressing deadlines you’ve met, when no one else was able to.
In no time, you will easily find yourself boasting about those free front row seat tickets to a Knicks game the CEO gave you, and how you are currently working on the design of a new webcam that is ultra high definition as well as unlimited in its vertical and horizontal scope as a personal favor to him.

Your next field of focus will be on home interior. After spending several hours at Potterybarn.com, you should have an idea of what sofa to order, and which martini glassed match the shirt you are wearing. Carpets and towels will also need to be color coordinated. No need to phone your Mom if you need advice, software is now available to coordinate décor colors for you. Once you have made the necessary selections, you will need to browse further at Restoration Hardware’s website, so that you can decide which chairs match your new toilet seat and hallway carpet. Make sure you use a credit card with a low APR for the abovementioned purchases.
Assuming that you’ve already acquired the newest cell phone and PDA, your next area of focus will be to find a new salon that can provide unlimited devotion to the maintenance and condition your hair, know the ins and outs of waxing, and has a licensed aesthetician to apply that special formula acne scrub mask that you read about in Q Magazine. Oh, and don’t forget. Set a reminder into your PDA! You have a shopping date with your best friend on Saturday to check out those new Men’s clothing emporiums in Soho. A stop at Comp USA will be essential as well.