Technosexuals

Here is one that hasn’t been posted to sci.electronics.repair yet:

Newsgroups: sci.electronics.repair
Subject: Flux Capacitor broken

Greetings:

We found what appears to be a Flux Capacitor that fell out of an alien spaceship in their haste to depart after being approached by BIG BIRD.

The plutonium supply seems to be adequate but plugging the 3 wire cord into 115 VAC doesn’t produce any response. However, probing the logic circuits with our HP 16500 analyzer indicates that the P9-1000 they are apparently using to control the display is functional. (It also passes the FDIV bug test - must not be genuine Intel.)

Upon further examination, we note the device marked @@#$%-@#%@$#-11 appears to be burnt. Would like to know of source for this device or equivalent. It seems to be in-line with the main power relay.

We would really like to get our infinite energy/time machine going but are hesitant to jump across this device if it is not just a fuse or if there are further problems. A black hole in the middle of our back yard would be really bad for property values.

Thanks in advance for any assistance…..:-)