Technosexuals

The First Law of Thermodynamics: “You can’t get something for nothing”

The Second Law of Thermodynamics: “As a matter of fact, you can’t even break even.”

Newton’s first Law of Motion: “If you kick a can, it will move.”

Newton’s Second Law of Motion: “If you kick it harder, it will move faster.”

Perhaps others know of similar restatements of other important Laws?

The best summary of the first and second laws of thermodynamics I have seen (in 3 statments):

You can’t win.
You can’t break even.
You can’t quit the game.

But surely simple things grow more complex as the cosmos implodes in retrograde time toward the initial collapse of the singularity? Er, or is it that complex things break down to constituent particles as the cosmos eXplodes along linear time lines towards chaos (i.e., entropy). Wait. Where is my local closed system where heat/energy/complexity can make a muddle of the metaverse’s puddle? Oh –i know, I will just sink into the quandary of the 19th century, where the only part of probability that was important was babil (babbel) and …oh, dear, where IS lewis carrol when he’s needed?: