Technosexuals

WHERE DO TECHNOSEXUALS HANG OUT

Now that you have been initiated into the world of Technosexuality, it to be necessary to seek communion with others. You can easily discover which of the trendiest local hot spots Technosexuals are known to gather, and start frequenting them. Begin your search at any public place that has a WIFI connection. It is important to proceed with caution however. Your fellow Technosexual may be deep in heavy duty chat room activity, writing a Blog entry, or thinking of something witty and philosophical to post onto his favorite discussion board or newsgroup. Try to open a conversation by complimenting him on his choice of an overpriced laptop case. Or ask him which 32Bit Cardbus he prefers.

Enjoy a drink at that new lounge that serves Gooseberry Martinis made exclusively with Estonian Vodka. Technosexuals adore such refreshments, and could possibly appear after 7 pm in legions of 2 or 3. Focus on venues that serve organic cocktails, micro brewed ales, and allocate space for cigar smoking.

It is also essential that you have the ability to eat with chopsticks, if you do not possess this aptitude already. Nothing is worse than letting that piece of Unagi Maki slip away, thus staining your new Alexander Mc Queen tie.

Other excellent places to meet fellow Technosexuals are stores such as Emporio Armani, Prada, and Kiehl’s. Most importantly, do not attempt to seek communion at the Mall. You will find yourself alone, and possibly shunned. It is also a good idea to be on a first name basis with the sales personnel at Barney’s. Having this knowledge labels you as a convivial Technosexual to fellow consumers, Technosexual or otherwise.

Another great idea would be to frequent be High end appliance and Sound system Trade shows.
Nothing is more chic or impressive than having the ability to discuss Miele’s latest line of chrome refrigerators and dishwashers with your business lunch partners. Knowing how many watts of power that new Bose speaker system can handle will have them eating out of your hand in no time. Always remember that it is extremely important to convey a refined and knowledgeable persona at all times. Having a personality is no longer required. So, get out there and network!